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I would like to share one of my many awesome experiences with the recruiters down here

A couple of days back I received the following job listing

Skill	Experience	Need
ASP.Net	Expert	Required
ASP.Net for SharePoint	Expert	Required
SharePoint Workflows	Expert	Required
SharePoint MOSS 2007 including BDC	Expert	Required
Microsoft InfoPath 2007	Expert	Required
CorasWorks	Intermediate	Desired
Positive Work Ethic	Expert	Required

After I received her email, she called me and the conversation as is...

She: I have sent you a requirement. Have you gone through it ?
Me: Oh yes. I did and I am comfortable with the requirement.

She: Are you comfortable with ASP.Net ?
Me: Yes, I am.

She: Are you comfortable with ASP.Net for SharePoint ?
Me: I am comfortable with the whole requirement.

She: Well, its my job to ask. Are you comfortable with SharePoint Workflows ?
Me: Yes.

And it went the same way for the next two skills.

She: Are you ok with CorasWorks ?
Me: No.

She: Are you comfortable with Positive Work Ethic ?
Me: What ??!??

She: Are you comfortable with Positive Work Ethic tool ?
What the.... ? When did a tool called Positive Work Ethic come into being...I had to tell her what Positive Work Ethic actually is...

People like this try to find jobs for people like me...Poor We...